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Job Title: [For Hire] I was told to specialize. I chose violence instead.
Source: reddit-r-forhire
About Me
I’m not really looking for a “marketing job.” I’m looking for problems worth solving.
I’ve spent the last 7 years working across ads, branding, e-commerce, websites, sales, automation, and business strategy. A lot of the time I was hired for one thing and ended up fixing five others. That’s probably my biggest advantage: I like looking at the whole picture instead of just one part of it.
Proven Results
- £30 → £3 CPL
- 4.9x ROAS
- 107,952 Shopify orders
- 66 clients in 11 months
- QAR 2.7M+ documented value created
I have worked across Qatar, UAE, UK, Germany, and India, with the dashboards and receipts to back it up.
What I Am Looking For
I am looking for:
- Remote roles
- Freelance work
- Consulting
- A founder who needs someone to actually take ownership
I like figuring shit out, and I also like money. If you've got a real problem and a real budget, let's talk.